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*A housewife is at home when she suddenly hears a knock on the door. When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina, the woman slams the door in disbelief of what a stranger has just asked her. The same thing happens three consecutive days and the woman decides to tell her husband. The husband says to the wife; "Tomorrow I am not going to work and when the man asks if you have a vagina say yes and I will be hiding behind the door." The next day the same man comes again and when the woman opens the door he asks if she has a vagina and the woman says yes. The man then said to the woman, "Good, then please tell your husband to stop screwing my wife".

*A patient who is recuperating from a major operation has received the following text message from the hospital: We are happy to inform you that the RED marks THAT WE HAD EARLIER FOUND ON YOUR PENIS WERE NOT CANCEROUS BUT WERE ONLY LIPSTICK MARKS. WE DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR REMOVING YOUR PENIS!!

*CHINESE PEOPLE(Talking from the Telephone)
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? ( hear it "anyone")
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan.And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

*There was a religious couple who were always praying during meals & bedtime.
Wife: Dad did you say your prayer before going to bed? I've finished praying.
Husband: of course i prayed hard tonight
Wife: What did you pray?
Husband: I prayed to God that I will be given tonight strenght and guidance.
Wife: no.no.no. do not pray for guidance just pray for strenght i will do the guidance